Neckbrella

I wish there was an image available of this umbrella actually being worn. It seems like a great idea, but is it less twatty-looking than its counterparts here and here? Use your imagination…

Headbrella

Yet another exciting umbrella?

Comment: I think it would be better to pay a small child or an unemployed person to hold a real brolly, that way you look like you can afford an assistant.

Hee hee.